Why did the blonde put a GPS on her sandwich?
She didn’t want her lunch to go to her hips without a map.
Why did the blonde put a stamp on her phone?
This blonde one-liner is short and sweet: She wanted to send a message.
2025 Archive: The “Brain-Chip” Lobbying
Why did Neuralink become a problem? Because lobbyists started sending suggestions directly to the cerebral cortex of MPs, shortening the legislative process to milliseconds. Part… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Brain-Chip” Lobbying
2024 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Jeremy Allen White? For his second win in a row and for proving that a white t-shirt is the most prestigious acting costume of… Read More »2024 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
2022 Archive: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition… Read More »2022 Archive: The Hugo
2022 Archive: The Detective
“The bulb didn’t burn out; it was ‘quiet quitting’.” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of the Multiverse and Corn… Read More »2022 Archive: The Detective
2022 Vintage: Lizzo (About Damn Time)
Why were we feeling “bal-sy”? Because Lizzo gave us the official 2022 anthem for coming out of quarantine and finally feeling like ourselves again. Part… Read More »2022 Vintage: Lizzo (About Damn Time)
2022 Vintage: The 2022 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year “Morbin’ Time” became the official unit of measurement for cinematic failure. Part of the 35… Read More »2022 Vintage: The 2022 Final Razzie Vibe
2022 Archive: The Link
I’m “sharing” my Wordle results. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Hybrid Hearing
Why did the lawyer bring a green screen to court? To make it look like he was in his office, even though he was actually… Read More »2021 Classic: The Hybrid Hearing