Why did the lawyer bring a green screen to court? To make it look like he was in his office, even though he was actually in a beach bar in Tulum.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
... (Laughter in silence).