She didn’t want her lunch to go to her hips without a map.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A blonde went to buy a...
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44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive
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59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition
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63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
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45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2015 Archive
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WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
This joke is an Epic Win!
pure gold. simple, clean and hilarious. we need more of these!
is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
i’m bookmarking this specific category. blonde jokes are my guilty pleasure.