2017 Vintage: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” when I lose my streak. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Nintendo Switch Launch
Why was everyone playing games on the toilet? Because Nintendo finally gave us a console that could transform from a TV powerhouse to a handheld… Read More »2017 Archive: The Nintendo Switch Launch
2016 Vintage: The First “Clinton vs. Trump” Debate
Why did 84 million people watch? Because it was the first time in history a Presidential debate felt like the weigh-in for a heavyweight boxing… Read More »2016 Vintage: The First “Clinton vs. Trump” Debate
2016 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Jesse Eisenberg? For playing Lex Luthor as a twitchy tech-bro who spent way too much time in the “jar of peach tea” scene. Part… Read More »2016 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
2014 Archive: The USB “Fingerprint” Drive
Why was the tech guy licking the stick? He heard it was “Biometric” and he was trying to be “High-Tech.” Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2014 Archive: The USB “Fingerprint” Drive
2014 Classic: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the digital dust of 2013. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The “Anaconda” Cover
Nicki Minaj just broke the internet’s neck. Sir Mix-A-Lot is somewhere smiling. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Tequila
One shot to dance, two shots to dance like Psy. Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style”… Read More »2012 Classic: The Tequila
2012 Archive: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so happy? It was “mist” in love. Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition… Read More »2012 Archive: The Little Cloud
2012 Classic: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition… Read More »2012 Classic: The Annie