2011 Archive: Steve Jobs’ Passing
Why was the mood so reflective? Because the world lost the creator of the iPhone, and Dad gave a toast about how “One More Thing”… Read More »2011 Archive: Steve Jobs’ Passing
2011 Legacy: The Adele Heartbreak Wave
The music teacher being completely overwhelmed by fifteen middle school girls crying while trying to sing “Someone Like You” for the talent show auditions. Part… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Adele Heartbreak Wave
2010 Archive: The Mannequin Challenge
The whole bar goes still. The bartender says, “I’m still charging you for that minute.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception &… Read More »2010 Archive: The Mannequin Challenge
2009 Archive: The Sean Penn “Milk” Win
Why did Sean Penn win Best Actor? Because playing a hero is good, but playing a hero while looking like you’re constantly holding back a… Read More »2009 Archive: The Sean Penn “Milk” Win
2009 Classic: The Potato
I’m a “couch” potato vlogger. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Launch of Bitcoin (Genesis Block)
Why was January 3rd so quiet? Because Satoshi Nakamoto mined the first 50 coins, and while the world was busy crying over bank bailouts, the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Launch of Bitcoin (Genesis Block)
2008 Archive: The Launch of Spotify (Europe)
Why was the library “infinite”? Because in October, a small Swedish company decided that we should stop pirating music and start renting it for free… Read More »2008 Archive: The Launch of Spotify (Europe)
2007 Vintage: The iPhone Keyboard
“I can’t type on this glass!” “That’s okay, Auto-correct will just change your ‘I love you’ to ‘I live you’ or ‘I lice you’ anyway.” Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: The iPhone Keyboard
2007 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
2006 Vintage: The Justin Timberlake
A guy walks in and says, “I’m bringing sexy back.” The bartender says, “The other boys don’t know how to act, but I do—pay your… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Justin Timberlake