2005 Archive: The Load
I’m “buffering” my social interactions. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: Batman Begins
Why was Christian Bale so growly? Because in 2005, being a superhero meant you had to sound like you’d been eating gravel for breakfast just… Read More »2005 Classic: Batman Begins
The MySpace HTML Skills (2004)
In 2004, every 14-year-old was a Lead Web Developer because they knew how to make their MySpace background sparkle and play “Mr. Brightside” automatically.
2004 Classic: Halo 2
Why was the basement so loud? Because the Arbiter and Master Chief were finishing the fight, and the “multiplayer” shouting was drowning out the Bing… Read More »2004 Classic: Halo 2
2003 Archive: The Matrix Reloaded Disappointment
Too many Smiths, too much leather, and a 15-minute rave scene in a cave that nobody asked for. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2003 Archive: The Matrix Reloaded Disappointment
2003 Legacy: The Harry Potter 3
A guy asks for a “Prisoner of Azkaban” drink. The bartender gives him a glass of water behind bars. Part of the 69 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Harry Potter 3
2003 Classic: The Tequila
A guy takes a shot and starts speaking Spanish. He doesn’t know Spanish. Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes… Read More »2003 Classic: The Tequila
2003 Archive: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his hedges were “excessively emotional.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The Last Samurai Tradition
Why Tom Cruise? For a movie where an American guy goes to Japan and becomes better at being a Samurai than the actual Samurai. Part… Read More »2003 Archive: The Last Samurai Tradition
2003 Legacy: The “In da Club” Birthday
It doesn’t matter if it’s your birthday or not; when this song comes on, you are legally required to act like it is. Part of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The “In da Club” Birthday