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2003 Archive: The Matrix Reloaded Disappointment

 Too many Smiths, too much leather, and a 15-minute rave scene in a cave that nobody asked for.

Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified

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@Buffy_Fan9710/30/2000 16:50Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Vaporwave_Original09/08/1995 04:58Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@SpiderMan_Tobey03/08/2000 12:35With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Doom_Marines05/18/2003 14:45Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Butthead_Uhhh04/15/2006 13:30Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Ferris_Bueller04/02/2012 17:07Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Step_Brothers_B06/16/2009 04:57Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@AllYourBase_9912/23/2004 13:13All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut07/24/2014 15:51My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Tablet_User_1003/16/2014 05:01Tapping my way to a good mood.

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