Why was the basement so loud? Because the Arbiter and Master Chief were finishing the fight, and the “multiplayer” shouting was drowning out the Bing Crosby CD.
Part of the 36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.