2002 Classic: The Lance Armstrong Four-Peat
Why was the Champs-Élysées looking like a Texas ranch? Because Lance won his fourth Tour de France and the world was still waiting for someone… Read More »2002 Classic: The Lance Armstrong Four-Peat
2000 Vintage: The Polyester Robe Heatwave
The senior choir silently enduring a malfunctioning church furnace while trapped inside thick, non-breathable synthetic robes that retain 100% of body heat. Part of the… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Polyester Robe Heatwave
2000 Classic: The Nintendo GameCube vs. Military Tech
Why were the recruits laughing in 2000? Because the new game consoles had better 3D rendering than the “Advanced Tactical Displays” inside a multi-million dollar… Read More »2000 Classic: The Nintendo GameCube vs. Military Tech
1999 Vintage: The Mojito
The Mojito starts becoming trendy. A guy asks, “Why is there a salad in my rum?” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Mojito
1999 Classic: The Cricket World Cup
Why was Australia so dominant? Karena Shane Warne was spinning the ball so much it looked like it was controlled by a remote. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: The Cricket World Cup
1999 Archive: The Equal
I’m a judge. I’m just balancing the books. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Travel Pillow
Why did it pop? Because the traveler bought the cheapest inflatable U-shaped pillow and the cabin pressure had other plans for it. Part of the… Read More »1998 Classic: The Travel Pillow
1997 Classic: The Tobacco Settlement Talks
Why were the lawyers so rich in ’97? Because negotiating with Big Tobacco is like trying to quit smoking—it takes forever and everyone ends up… Read More »1997 Classic: The Tobacco Settlement Talks
1997 Vintage: The Chris Rock Special
Why did “Bring the Pain” sweep the variety categories? Because he reminded everyone that if you want to win an Emmy, you just have to… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Chris Rock Special
1997 Classic: The Flip Phone
A guy flips open his brand new StarTAC phone at the bar. The bartender says, “Is that a phone or are you communicating with the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Flip Phone