The whole bar goes still. The bartender says, “I’m still charging you for that minute.”
Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2024 Archive: The House of the Dragon S2
"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
2024 Vintage: The New Year's Resolution
"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »
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The Panda Order
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
One billion... laughs!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
This is the future of humor!