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2018 Vintage: The Thanos Snap Alibi

What was the most popular excuse for not turning in homework in May? “Mr. Davis, I finished the history project, but then Thanos snapped his fingers and half my paragraphs turned into digital dust.”

Part of the 36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War Tears, Fortnite Emotes & TikTok Takeover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky09/09/1997 14:21I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Beverly_Hills_9021001/15/1996 01:21The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant12/15/2000 06:00They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Walter_Sobchak10/29/1996 08:40Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Flashdance_What06/07/2010 04:34What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Bernie_Mittens07/31/1996 14:15I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Construction_Dig05/19/1996 02:15Still digging for more humor!
@DMOZ_Volunteer03/11/1999 23:47Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Bebo_Lover_0501/23/2001 04:22Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

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