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2008 Archive: The Launch of Spotify (Europe)

 Why was the library “infinite”? Because in October, a small Swedish company decided that we should stop pirating music and start renting it for free (with ads).

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2008 “Bailouts & Billionaires” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy03/04/2010 09:41Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Pizza_Pizza_9910/28/2007 01:16Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Powerpuff_Bubbs06/04/2009 20:51Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Sixteen_Candles02/23/2007 20:27I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Forever_Alone_X06/16/2005 19:44At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
@Anonymous_User03/24/1996 10:57We are many. We are laughing.

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