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2017 Archive: The Nintendo Switch Launch

 Why was everyone playing games on the toilet? Because Nintendo finally gave us a console that could transform from a TV powerhouse to a handheld device, proving that we never actually wanted to stop playing Zelda, no matter where we were.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2017 “Switch & Speculation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve03/01/1998 05:56Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Myspace_Tom07/01/2004 12:15I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Digimon_Tamer01/05/2005 13:01My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Step_Brothers_B04/07/2001 06:24Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Challenge_Acc06/28/2002 16:09Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Android_Bot_9909/03/2013 15:37Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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