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2014 Archive: The USB “Fingerprint” Drive

 Why was the tech guy licking the stick? He heard it was “Biometric” and he was trying to be “High-Tech.”

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & iPhone 6” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper03/14/1995 22:02Bid 10/10 for this humor!
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@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan12/23/1997 13:01Silently laughing in the snow.
@Beanie_Campbell03/17/1999 06:35True friendship is sharing a good joke.
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