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2016 Vintage: The First “Clinton vs. Trump” Debate

Why did 84 million people watch? Because it was the first time in history a Presidential debate felt like the weigh-in for a heavyweight boxing match.

Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2016 “Brexit, Walls & Wildcards” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan11/15/2005 20:22Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@StreetFighter_Ken07/29/2002 02:28Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Clueless_Dionne08/18/2001 05:12Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Offspring_Guy02/04/1998 21:02The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan02/10/2001 06:41Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Champ_Kind_Wham10/07/1999 01:32WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

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