Why was Dad so confused? Because he spent the day imagining a world where the Beatles didn’t exist, and he realized he’d have nothing to play on his guitar after three beers.
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Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!