Why was the cloud so happy? It was “mist” in love.
Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Premium humor for premium members.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!