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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

@Pixel_Addict09/02/1999 10:01LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Simpson_Quotes04/20/2003 06:24D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Agent_Smith_0103/21/2005 09:26It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Double_Rainbow_G06/26/1999 20:00What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Flickr_User_0411/05/2012 01:12A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Hashtag_Master06/29/2001 18:24#funny #joke #retro #90s