This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:
She wanted to send a message.
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It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
The farce is strong with this one!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
i’m laughing way harder than i should at this. help.
i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to get offended lol.
my wife is going to roll her eyes so hard at this. i cant wait.
lol, i’ve seen this situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.
this is peak internet. thank u for keeping it simple and funny.