2018 Archive: The “Absolute Unit” Meme

Why did the boss call the new server a “Unit”? He’s trying to use British slang to describe a large computer.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Harry_Potter_0105/17/2000 15:13Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Hercules_Xena10/04/2014 08:44By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Rewritable_CD01/19/2002 05:20I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Malware_Hunter09/13/2006 21:01Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Blink_182_Mark05/27/1996 09:30What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Blink_Tag_User12/16/2011 13:45<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@PopUp_Blocker_X10/08/2005 17:26I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.