2021 Legacy: The “Resident Evil
Welcome to Raccoon City” Vibe: Why? For proving that “faithfulness to the game” doesn’t matter if the movie feels like a low-budget haunted house. Part of… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Resident Evil
2019 Vintage: Rami Malek’s “Bohemian” Win
Why did he win Best Actor? Because he proved that if you wear prosthetic teeth and do enough research on Freddie Mercury, the Academy will… Read More »2019 Vintage: Rami Malek’s “Bohemian” Win
2018 Legacy: The TikTok Merge
Musical.ly is gone, and now there’s an app called TikTok where people are lip-syncing to jokes I don’t understand. I’m 24 and I’ve never felt… Read More »2018 Legacy: The TikTok Merge
2018 Legacy: The Year 2018
Why did it end? Because we were all too busy trying to figure out how to “Snap” our own fingers to see if we’d survive… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Year 2018
2018 Classic: The Bird Box
A guy walks into a bar with a blindfold on. He hits the pool table, a chair, and a wall. The bartender says, “I guess… Read More »2018 Classic: The Bird Box
2018 Archive: The “Absolute Unit” Meme
Why did the boss call the new server a “Unit”? He’s trying to use British slang to describe a large computer. Part of the 71… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Absolute Unit” Meme
2018 Archive: The Final 2018 Task
Why did the manager bring a “Bucket of Oats” to the 2019 planning meeting? To show that he’s “Sustainable,” “Dairy-Free,” and “Ready to Floss.” Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The Final 2018 Task
2017 Legacy: Selena Gomez
Why was she the “Queen of Instagram”? Because in 2017, she proved that you could have a kidney transplant and still have the most liked… Read More »2017 Legacy: Selena Gomez
2016 Classic: The Villanova Buzzer Beater
Why was North Carolina’s Marcus Paige heartbroken? Because he hit an impossible double-clutch three, only for Kris Jenkins to answer with a game-winning shot that… Read More »2016 Classic: The Villanova Buzzer Beater
2016 Archive: The Anesthesia
“Count backwards from ten.” “Ten… nine… Pikachu… go…” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified