A guy walks into a bar with a blindfold on. He hits the pool table, a chair, and a wall. The bartender says, “I guess you’re not seeing the ‘No Entry’ sign.”
Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
There is a joke in my boot!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!