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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer05/18/1997 16:19Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Forrest_Gump_8811/25/2007 02:32Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Malware_Hunter07/17/2009 05:46Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Neo_The_One03/19/2014 14:40I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker08/07/2003 17:17This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Salad_Fingers_F07/15/2008 12:35I like it when the jokes are... rusty.