2023 Archive: ChatGPT Fever
Why were politicians afraid of ChatGPT? Because it turned out the AI could write a bill in 10 seconds, while it takes Congress 10 years,… Read More »2023 Archive: ChatGPT Fever
2023 Vintage: The Nurse
“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a 5, but my ‘Cloud Storage’ is full. I can’t process any more news.” Part of the… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Nurse
2022 Classic: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on the other side’s lack of AI compliance.” Part of the 51… Read More »2022 Classic: The Final Word
2022 Legacy: The Magnet
I’m “attracted” to the new AI art generators. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The Richarlison “Pigeon” Goal
Why was the World Cup overhead kick so famous? Because it was so perfect that even the physics professors at NASA were impressed. Part of… Read More »2022 Classic: The Richarlison “Pigeon” Goal
2022 Classic: The Blonde Movie
“I’m a Hollywood icon!” “No, you’re just crying in the bathtub while reading your Twitter notifications. It’s a different kind of tragedy.” Part of the 54 Adult… Read More »2022 Classic: The Blonde Movie
2021 Archive: The TikTok Sea Shanty
Why did the lawyer love the “Wellerman” trend? Because “soon may the Wellerman come” is exactly how he felt about his next retainer check. Part… Read More »2021 Archive: The TikTok Sea Shanty
2021 Archive: The Surgeon 2
“I’m doing the surgery while wearing a smart-helmet.” “Can you see my vitals?” “No, but I can see my grocery list in the corner of… Read More »2021 Archive: The Surgeon 2
2021 Legacy: The Potato
I’m a “couch” potato watching Squid Game. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The “Resident Evil
Welcome to Raccoon City” Vibe: Why? For proving that “faithfulness to the game” doesn’t matter if the movie feels like a low-budget haunted house. Part of… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Resident Evil