Why did the lawyer love the “Wellerman” trend? Because “soon may the Wellerman come” is exactly how he felt about his next retainer check.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition
In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
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52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition
In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Partner
Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!