I’m a “couch” potato watching Squid Game.
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
But you have heard of this joke!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!