Why did she cut her hair? Because in 2012, she wanted to prove that “Dreaming a Dream” involves losing 20 pounds and winning an Oscar for crying in the mud.
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I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.