2022 Classic: The Final Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on the other side’s lack of AI compliance.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

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Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

@Encarta_User11/27/2013 11:35I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Geocities_Builder09/18/2009 15:58I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Zoolander_Blue10/21/2001 05:24Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Harry_Potter_Ron09/11/2015 03:09Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Trinity_Matrix02/16/1998 13:16Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Cow_And_Chicken10/24/2012 01:17Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Digimon_Tamer12/12/2011 07:12My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Shagadelic_9704/23/2004 20:54This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Streamer_Pro_9901/10/2010 15:55Thanks for the donation and the joke!