2000 Classic: The Golf

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a “hole in one.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

In case he got a hole in one.read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

Sofishticated.read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

They don’t want to get beaten.read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

@Tripod_Member07/04/2012 06:12Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Matrix_Rebel05/23/2007 20:10I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Beavis_Butthead02/01/2014 21:37Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Starship_Troopers07/14/2007 09:56I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@StoneCold_31608/01/1995 09:00And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!