I’m an optimist. I’m just making lemonade.
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Plug and Play laughter!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.