I’m “buffering” my reaction to the singularity.
Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!