2003 Classic: The Goat

I’m the “greatest” of all time.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

@Sidekick_User03/31/1995 09:14Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@ICQ_Flower06/09/1998 15:13The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@DotCom_Survivor07/30/1998 12:34I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Kernel_Panic_9811/25/2011 14:28This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@YouTube_Beta_User09/16/2004 13:53I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Bebo_Lover_0509/26/2012 19:21Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Facepalm_Master02/05/2011 20:57I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Captain_Obvious11/11/1999 10:01This is a comment on a funny joke.