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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes07/03/2009 23:25Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Buffy_Summers_9706/18/2009 15:23Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Melrose_Place_Fan07/10/2012 13:01Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry12/24/2010 20:37In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Ninja_Turtle_R11/29/2008 22:48Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Liger_Owner_X05/15/1995 17:54It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@David_After_Dent02/05/1995 00:58Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@Anonymous_User02/23/2010 21:24We are many. We are laughing.