2019 Vintage: The “Strategic” Silence on Libya
Why so quiet? Because “We have no idea who’s winning” wasn’t a good look for the morning briefing. Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Strategic” Silence on Libya
2019 Legacy: The Fish
I’m “hooked” on the new series. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Quiet Place Silence
I’ve never been so afraid to eat popcorn in a theater. I spent two hours trying to breathe as quietly as a mouse with a… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Quiet Place Silence
2017 Archive: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Minimalist”? Because in 2017, if your data had more than one color, it was “too busy.” Part of the 78 Office… Read More »2017 Archive: The Spreadsheet Goal
2017 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2017 Vintage: The Fidget Spinner Addict
One, but they have to spin the bulb at 5,000 RPMs for three minutes before actually screwing it into the socket. Part of the 61… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fidget Spinner Addict
2016 Legacy: The AirPods
My husband bought the little white sticks for his ears. Now he just walks around nodding and talking to himself. I told him he looks… Read More »2016 Legacy: The AirPods
2016 Vintage: The Wearables
Why did the blonde try to wear her laptop as a hat? She heard “wearable tech” was the new fashion. Part of the 58 Classic… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Wearables
2016 Legacy: The Ghostbusters Slime
Why the reboot? For a movie that proved that the internet is much scarier and more persistent than any actual ghost. Part of the 39… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Ghostbusters Slime
2015 Archive: The Shia LaBeouf Fan
“JUST DO IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! SCREW THE BULB IN! YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 –… Read More »2015 Archive: The Shia LaBeouf Fan