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2017 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification

Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.

Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2017 “Face ID Phobia, Fidget Spinner Frenzy & Remote Control Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Resident_Evil_Z06/20/2013 00:02Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Java_Applet_User03/14/2008 02:53This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@ICQ_Classic02/09/1996 20:58That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril02/22/2007 17:51He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@SoundBlaster_AWE12/02/2009 14:16Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Rewritable_CD07/07/2004 23:14I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Donnie_Darko_8807/12/2012 03:10Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan01/07/2015 14:59Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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