2014 Legacy: The iPad Air 2
Why was the gift so thin? Because Apple made a tablet so skinny it could be used to slice the holiday cheese platter. Part of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The iPad Air 2
2013 Legacy: The “Timber” Pitbull & Ke$ha
Mr. Worldwide and the glitter queen. It’s the ultimate 2013 “shouting in a bar” anthem. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Timber” Pitbull & Ke$ha
2012 Legacy: The YouTube High
Why did the blonde climb a ladder to watch a video? She heard it was “High-Definition.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Legacy: The YouTube High
2012 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving sixteen consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2012 Legacy: The Poet
“The glass is a cold heart that once knew the warmth of a wire.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Poet
2011 Classic: Maroon 5 (Moves Like Jagger)
Why was Adam Levine whistling? Because in 2011, he convinced us that having the moves like Mick Jagger was a mandatory requirement for entering a… Read More »2011 Classic: Maroon 5 (Moves Like Jagger)
2011 Classic: The The Hangover Part II
Why was there a monkey at the party? Because the sequel moved to Bangkok, and we all learned that “Bangkok has them now” (including the… Read More »2011 Classic: The The Hangover Part II
2011 Classic: Best Alternative Music Album
Why Brothers? Because The Black Keys proved that you only need a drum kit and a guitar to sound like an entire army. Part of… Read More »2011 Classic: Best Alternative Music Album
2011 Legacy: The Bieber Cut Maintenance
The boys spending ten minutes in front of the bathroom mirror with a comb, making sure their sideswept hair had the exact perfect aerodynamic curve… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Bieber Cut Maintenance
2010 Vintage: The “Dynamite” Taio Cruz
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying “Ayo, Galileo!” No, wait, that’s not it. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Dynamite” Taio Cruz