2009 Legacy: The Bee
I’m “buzzing” with energy. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Recovery
“You’ll be back on your feet in no time. Mostly because you won’t be able to afford a chair.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Recovery
2008 Archive: The “Asymmetric” Coffee
Why did Green Bean Coffee thrive? Because “Strategic Caffeine” is the only thing that works 24/7 in a war zone. Part of the 35 Military… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Asymmetric” Coffee
2008 Legacy: The “Love Story” Taylor Swift
She’s Juliet, he’s Romeo, and we’re all going to be singing this at every wedding for the next decade. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Love Story” Taylor Swift
2008 Classic: The Hard Drive
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 56 Classic Blonde… Read More »2008 Classic: The Hard Drive
2007 Archive: The “The Sweet Escape”
Gwen Stefani and Akon. 2007 is the peak of the “Woo-hoo! Yee-hoo!” vocal hook. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble… Read More »2007 Archive: The “The Sweet Escape”
2007 Legacy: The Keyboard
I’m “typing” on glass—it’s a “shattering” experience. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Bluetooth Earbud Interception
Walking up to an elderly man at the hardware store to answer a question, only to realize he is having a loud, private conversation with… Read More »2006 Classic: The Bluetooth Earbud Interception
2006 Classic: The Rihanna (S.O.S.) Fan
“S.O.S., please someone help me… it’s getting dark in here.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Babel Confusion
Brad Pitt is in a desert, and I’m confused by the non-linear timeline. It’s “high art.” Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Babel Confusion