She’s Juliet, he’s Romeo, and we’re all going to be singing this at every wedding for the next decade.
Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
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If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!