2019 Vintage: The “Strategic” Silence on Libya

Why so quiet? Because “We have no idea who’s winning” wasn’t a good look for the morning briefing.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@SoundBlaster_1611/30/2013 18:05I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Full_House_Lover06/16/1997 12:56You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Twister_Chaser11/15/2002 08:04A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Married_With_Kids10/14/2010 22:34Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Fat_Bastard_Get12/24/2012 19:49Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Goldmember_I_L09/23/2002 08:29I love gold! And I love this joke!