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2016 Vintage: The Wearables

 Why did the blonde try to wear her laptop as a hat? She heard “wearable tech” was the new fashion.

Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Macarena_Dancer10/24/2015 02:34Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Toy_Story_Woody01/16/2000 19:02There is a joke in my boot!
@Dorm_Room_Hero06/02/2007 13:40My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Floppy_Fanatic06/28/2010 16:48Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan01/02/2002 06:17Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Heathers_Winona11/07/1998 20:03Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Best_Viewed_IE401/19/2011 13:49Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Animated_Mail_G05/01/2015 07:12The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@WordPress_Fan_0304/04/2002 16:39The best thing since version 1.0!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut12/03/1998 17:47My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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