2018 Legacy: The Quiet Place Silence

I’ve never been so afraid to eat popcorn in a theater. I spent two hours trying to breathe as quietly as a mouse with a cold.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

We’ve archived 30 years of jokes, observations, and digital shif...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

We’re still debating if the musical was a good idea. 2025 is a "...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

@Scream_Fan_9603/02/2002 20:05What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@StarWars_Nerd01/09/2009 19:20The farce is strong with this one!

@Pentium_Power05/29/2001 15:40My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Inkjet_Printers03/29/2004 07:44Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Courage_Dog05/10/1995 14:27The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@E_T_Phone_Home05/24/2012 22:38E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@AllYourBase_9905/14/2009 07:00All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan07/31/2000 12:27Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!