Why were there two copies of the movie on the shelf? Because Titanic finally came out on video, and it was so long it required two separate VHS tapes just to hold all of Leonardo DiCaprio’s hair.
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2016 Joke: Why Did The Turkey
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2025 Classic: Vertical Farming
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38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »
2024 Legacy: Wicked (The Movie Hype)
Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition
In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Real-Life" Ad-Blocker
Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
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1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey "The Sign" Episode
Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon abou...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
We created a monster... of a joke!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
Classic. Simply classic.