2024 Vintage: The Pharmacist

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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

@ICQ_Master9912/07/2008 16:09Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Gladiator_Maximus03/11/2004 05:52Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Cyber_Traveler03/26/1999 06:40Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Dial_Up_King08/21/2007 21:02Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Get_Flash_Player12/17/2005 21:51Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Spawn_Camper_J06/16/2008 10:13I’m staying right here until I read every joke.