2016 Vintage: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the “Vlogger”? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who would try to “monetize” the verdict. Part of the 47… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Jury Selection
2015 Legacy: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Bit
2015 Legacy: The Mimosa
“The brunch fuel of 2015.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: Kim Kardashian “Breaks the Internet”
Why was the Wi-Fi so slow? Because Kim Posed for Paper magazine and the internet literally buckled under the weight of the “champagne glass” photo. Part of… Read More »2014 Vintage: Kim Kardashian “Breaks the Internet”
2013 Vintage: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the timeline. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The HMO Gym
It’s just a room where you run away from your own deductibles. Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass”… Read More »2013 Vintage: The HMO Gym
2013 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Taylor Lautner for Grown Ups 2? For bringing an intensity to a comedy that nobody asked for. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
2012 Legacy: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver’s seat appears completely empty except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering over… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
2012 Legacy: The Instagram “Lux” Button
Why did the hotel room look like a radioactive zone? Because the traveler pressed the new “Lux” button and cranked it to 100%. Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Instagram “Lux” Button
2011 Classic: The St. Vincent “Strange Mercy”
Why the guitar work? For Annie Clark proving she was the most inventive and stylish guitar hero of the new decade. Part of the 42… Read More »2011 Classic: The St. Vincent “Strange Mercy”