2014 Vintage: Kim Kardashian “Breaks the Internet”

Why was the Wi-Fi so slow? Because Kim Posed for Paper magazine and the internet literally buckled under the weight of the “champagne glass” photo.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »

In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »

In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »

In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »

In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »

In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »

Why was Uncle Jim sharing way too much personal information? Bec...read more »

Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »

In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »

Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »

Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »

Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »

Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »

Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »

@Hotmail_Original06/16/1999 15:18Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz10/02/1997 01:28The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Frasier_Crane04/25/2000 02:44I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Unix_Wizard06/25/2007 16:44sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan11/11/2014 00:36Smooth joke, very smooth.

@One_Does_Not_S12/31/2005 16:35One does not simply read one joke.