Why did the hotel room look like a radioactive zone? Because the traveler pressed the new “Lux” button and cranked it to 100%.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
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