2007 Vintage: The iPhone Status
“Sent from my iPhone.” “The 2007 version of ‘I’m richer than you’.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The iPhone Status
2004 Archive: Half-Life 2
Why was the gravity gun so fun? Because 2004 taught us that throwing a radiator at a zombie is the most satisfying experience a human… Read More »2004 Archive: Half-Life 2
2004 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Lambert Wilson in Catwoman? For playing a villain who was so forgettable that audiences forgot he was the villain while he was still on screen.… Read More »2004 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
2004 Legacy: The Motorola Camera
Why were the photos so green? Because the RAZR camera was basically a night-vision goggles experiment gone wrong. Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Motorola Camera
2004 Classic: The HMO Nurse
“We don’t cover ‘Happiness’. It’s not medically necessary for survival.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era archive.… Read More »2004 Classic: The HMO Nurse
2004 Archive: The Air
I’m “broadcasting” my life. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Master and Commander Detail
Why Russell Crowe? For a movie so realistic about life on a ship that the audience felt like they were getting scurvy just by watching… Read More »2003 Classic: The Master and Commander Detail
2003 Vintage: The Norah Jones Storm
Why did Come Away with Me win Album of the Year? Because the Academy found it so soothing they actually forgot to nominate anyone else… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Norah Jones Storm
2002 Vintage: The Sangria
A guy finds a piece of fruit and says, “I found a vitamin!” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency”… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Sangria
2002 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why All That You Can’t Leave Behind? Because U2 is the “default setting” for the Grammys. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2002 “Songs… Read More »2002 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album