1997 Archive: The Notorious B.I.G. & Puff Daddy
Why were the ghost costumes so shiny? Because “Mo Money Mo Problems” meant every spirit needed a metallic suit and a wind machine. Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: The Notorious B.I.G. & Puff Daddy
1997 Vintage: The Snack Pack Trade
The high-value lunchroom stock exchange where a chocolate pudding cup could buy you an entire week of math homework answers. Part of the 36 School… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Snack Pack Trade
1997 Classic: The Pathfinder Mars Landing
Why were the Marines jealous of the Mars Pathfinder? Because a small robot with six wheels got more funding and better satellite coverage in a… Read More »1997 Classic: The Pathfinder Mars Landing
1996 Legacy: The Bed
Why do men like to sleep on the left side? Because that’s where the remote control is usually kept. Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Bed
1996 Classic: The Rollerblade Arrival
The cool kid who rolled right up to the school gates, spent 10 minutes changing into sneakers, and had to carry giant plastic skates all… Read More »1996 Classic: The Rollerblade Arrival
1996 Archive: The Shoe
I’m a sneaker. I’m just running late. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Legacy: Burt Reynolds’ Toupee
Why was he nominated for Striptease? Because even a legendary mustache couldn’t distract from the fact that he looked like he was being held hostage… Read More »1996 Legacy: Burt Reynolds’ Toupee
1996 Archive: The Leaf
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message after the beep! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Leaf
1995 Classic: The Kindergarteners
How many kindergarteners does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to color on the walls. Part… Read More »1995 Classic: The Kindergarteners
1995 Vintage: The GPS (1995 style)
My mother-in-law is the reason maps were invented. It’s the only way to find out exactly how far away she lives. Part of the 55… Read More »1995 Vintage: The GPS (1995 style)