Why were the Marines jealous of the Mars Pathfinder? Because a small robot with six wheels got more funding and better satellite coverage in a different planet than a Recon platoon in a jungle.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
RT if you think this is funny!
First! And it’s funny!