2001 Vintage: The Hospital Bed
“This bed is from the future.” “Why?” “Because I’ll be paying for it until 2050.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Hospital Bed
2000 Classic: The Earth
I’m a globe. I’m just “spinning.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? “Ground beef.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Waiting Room
I’ve been here so long I’ve watched the entire ‘Star Wars’ prequel trilogy in the lobby. Twice. My fracture has already healed into a different… Read More »1999 Classic: The Waiting Room
1999 Vintage: The Ice Cube
An ice cube says, “I’m 100% Y2K compliant.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Ice Cube
1999 Classic: The Final 1999 June Bell
The beautiful, historic ringing sound that closed out a decade of analog school days, sending everyone home for a summer of early internet exploring, pop… Read More »1999 Classic: The Final 1999 June Bell
1999 Classic: The Palm Pilot
“I put ‘Sex’ in my Palm Pilot for tonight.” “And?” “It crashed. Apparently, even the hardware thinks that’s an unrealistic goal.” Part of the 56… Read More »1999 Classic: The Palm Pilot
1998 Legacy: The Dreamcast Hype
Why was IT talking about “9/9/99”? They were preparing for a console launch more than Y2K. Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Dreamcast Hype
1997 Vintage: The Snack Pack Trade
The high-value lunchroom stock exchange where a chocolate pudding cup could buy you an entire week of math homework answers. Part of the 36 School… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Snack Pack Trade
1997 Classic: The Pathfinder Mars Landing
Why were the Marines jealous of the Mars Pathfinder? Because a small robot with six wheels got more funding and better satellite coverage in a… Read More »1997 Classic: The Pathfinder Mars Landing